I'm just that weirdo you're sick from.

Sorry.

May 24

ah-balls:

what does having a penis feel like this is for scientific research

(via bring-me-tha-veil)


May 23
zipzapziall:

perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

I CANT BREATHE

zipzapziall:

perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

I CANT BREATHE

(via mattg124)


(via macknomore)


diaryoftaylorswift:

aspiringswift:

soulmade17:

But can we talk about how Harry & Louis have changed in 3 years?
From Harry “little-cuppycake-with-fluffy-curls-and-dimples” Styles to Harry “tall-masculine-WalkingSexMachine” Styles.
And from Louis “cute-and-flamboyant” Tomlinson to Louis “handsome-rugged-manly-tattooed” Tomlinson.
And I just..

this physically hurts

can we also talk about how in the Before pictures they’re wearing the same sweatshirt…. ouch.

diaryoftaylorswift:

aspiringswift:

soulmade17:

But can we talk about how Harry & Louis have changed in 3 years?

From Harry “little-cuppycake-with-fluffy-curls-and-dimples” Styles to Harry “tall-masculine-WalkingSexMachine” Styles.

And from Louis “cute-and-flamboyant” Tomlinson to Louis “handsome-rugged-manly-tattooed” Tomlinson.

And I just..

this physically hurts

can we also talk about how in the Before pictures they’re wearing the same sweatshirt…. ouch.

(via itsalwaysbeenlouis)


macknomore:

I remembered this misogynistic fucktruck of an interviewer because he offended two of the finest talents in Hollywood without even blushing. Check this loser out.


misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

(via macknomore)


(via j-ydon)


sydthe-sloth:

sydthe-sloth:

make a wish


i wish you aLL WEREN’T COMPLETE ASSHATS

sydthe-sloth:

sydthe-sloth:

make a wish

i wish you aLL WEREN’T COMPLETE ASSHATS

(via just-hazel-grace-lancaster)


vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

(via just-hazel-grace-lancaster)


butthurtbandboys:

if you ever insulted harry styles he’d probably agree with you and be like yeah i do talk really slow sorry i’m really sorry i’ll work on that

(via just-hazel-grace-lancaster)


sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

(via larrystylinsonsexx)


gloobear:

Harry big-spooning and nuzzling pliant, sick!Louis :(((((((((((

image

(via macknomore)


tyleroakley:

Well played.

tyleroakley:

Well played.


super-avenger-who-lock:

The fact that he actually tweeted that.

(via just-hazel-grace-lancaster)


thatzak:

josephbirdsong:

A friend challenged me to draw a picture of me and thatzak so here is a drawing of us just casually looking at the same moon from different locations, you know. I find it is best to view while listening to any of One Direction’s slow songs.

It’s beautiful.


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