my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:
- louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
- zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
- harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
- niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
- liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
It actually really cracks me up how unabashedly tsundere Perry the platypus is for Doofenshmirtz.
"God damn it, Heinz."
"God damn it, Heinz.”
"I fucking swear, Heinz."
"Doofenshmirtz has been incommunicado for far too long. Either’s he’s up to something big, or he’s met with some sort of foul play.”
“I’M COMING, HEINZ!!”
We are all Kylie
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
Lmfaooooo ALL SHE SAID WAS OH LMAO