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slomps:

My laptop is hotter than my sex life

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Aug 31, 2014
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thatfunnyblog:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

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Aug 31, 2014
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churboose:

someone wanted more sheila so i took it as an opportunity to update her. her eyeliner game is as strong as she is and she now has a blue team tank tattoo (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)

churboose:

someone wanted more sheila so i took it as an opportunity to update her. her eyeliner game is as strong as she is and she now has a blue team tank tattoo (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)

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Aug 31, 2014
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tylerchokely:

YALL GOTTA STOP

tylerchokely:

YALL GOTTA STOP

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Aug 31, 2014
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fapamir:

*1/4 through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* 3/4 through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

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modestmgmtofficial:

my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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marylikesstuff:

It actually really cracks me up how unabashedly tsundere Perry the platypus is for Doofenshmirtz.

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"God damn it, Heinz."

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"God damn it, Heinz.”

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"I fucking swear, Heinz."

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"Doofenshmirtz has been incommunicado for far too long. Either’s he’s up to something big, or he’s met with some sort of foul play.”

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I’M COMING, HEINZ!!

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bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

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deplaisant:

We are all  Kylie 

me

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

Lmfaooooo ALL SHE SAID WAS OH LMAO

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knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

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